You Want What?...
Advice "of a Technical Nature" eh? at the BALL, NOW...do yah
now?
So........ The Lads at T.A.G. have it sussed mate!... Come on in...
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BUT.. hang on...Your name's not on the list, so you Can't
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Don't Believe Me?
Ask Pete The Manager .. I call him "Mad Dog" ...... or ask...
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......Terry....The
Boss of this place might Let you in....
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But Careful....
......Jeez, can he be a right nasty piece of work when
he's had a few!!
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You might catch Terrys missus on a good day....

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....Out
with 'er indoors... Helen, down at the Temperance Hall..
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Dunno wots up with Terry .. and That Fella Ben...
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I've NEVER seen him without a pint in his 'and!....
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'Is Bird, Becca, now She's all wight but......
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....EVEN WE Don't get up to the sort of fings that fella Peter does...
him and balloons.. could I tell you a story or two...

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Me and my missus Helen, see.....
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They 'ad to get that poor smudgers telephoto lens out wiv' an anaesthetic
they did!
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Nah Peter....'E looks like butter wouldn't melt in 'is marf.., but you
should have seen him when all that bovver over the Fight in the Gaol House
hit the paper....!

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Nah, We had a right 'ard geezer in 'ere once...
Mark somefink.. but he was ok in the end...

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He's a lot of fun our gaffer!...
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A bit Violent like... they said he was "si-kotic"
or somefink, but you need that sometimes considering the people we get
in 'ere asking daft fings!
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Merry Christmas from Everyone at Technical Advice Group!
T.A.G.: Putting the 'Pecs in Specs and
making life for the Engineer at Hants.... less Pants
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as we were...
... very ... very ... drunk

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