BUT.. hang on...Your name's not on the list, so you Can't !!

Don't Believe Me?

Ask Pete The Manager .. I call him "Mad Dog" ...... or ask...

......Terry....The Boss of this place might Let you in....

But Careful....

......Jeez, can he be a right nasty piece of work when he's had a few!!

You might catch Terrys missus on a good day....

....Out with 'er indoors... Helen, down at the Temperance Hall..

Dunno wots up with Terry .. and That Fella Ben...

I've NEVER seen him without a pint in his 'and!....

'Is Bird, Becca, now She's all wight but......

....EVEN WE Don't get up to the sort of fings that fella Peter does... him and balloons.. could I tell you a story or two...

Me and my missus Helen, see.....

They 'ad to get that poor smudgers telephoto lens out wiv' an anaesthetic they did!

Nah Peter....'E looks like butter wouldn't melt in 'is marf.., but you should have seen him when all that bovver over the Fight in the Gaol House hit the paper....!

Nah, We had a right 'ard geezer in 'ere once...
Mark somefink.. but he was ok in the end...

He's a lot of fun our gaffer!...

A bit Violent like... they said he was "si-kotic" or somefink, but you need that sometimes considering the people we get in 'ere asking daft fings!