Hey I've just had a great idea, why don't we get a German TV Company to buy the BBC and bring back Dr Who?

Imagine it, they'd have the capitol to completely redesign the show and promote it around the world with cheezy adverts.

I can see it now, a new type Tardis twice the size and about four times the weight of the original but bearing no real resemblance to a British Police Box.

It wouldn't even be that big on the inside either, but it would have an all new Tardis Console with elements harking back to the original, but unfortunately looking very tacky in an easy to scratch silver coating.

Then the grossly overpaid actor chosen to play the Doctor would pretend he was the first and nothing had ever happened prior to his existence, but after a near death experience when the New TARDIS (as it's now known and spelt) nearly self-destructs due to a power supply problem, the Doctor not only finds on occasions he can't open the door

........but the new TARDIS has a mind of it's own and takes off without him touching the controls.

This is a fault the New TIMELORDS are only to aware of, but refuse to admit to the Doctor as it's a warranty problem and no repairs are possible until the New TARDIS gets a recall back to New GALLIFREY.........

............... that is once the replacement parts are available, until then their keeping quiet!

It's clear to see that secretly the New DOCTOR much prefers the original show and original Tardis, for a start he can't park the new one half as easily as the original and replacement parts are very expensive and due to it's advanced outer-shell styling, just one slight collision with an alien travelling along the same time vortex and he's looking at forking out all his collection of New SONICSCREWDRIVERS just to get the parts, never mind the repair costs.

But we also shouldn't forget the uproar that will be caused when German TV Broadcasting throws aside the BBC and only keeps the rights to produce New DOCTOR WHO, the only thing it was interested in from the start, for New DOCTOR WHO to be the first German Sci-fi show, with an established history and excellent pedigree.

But after buying the show they will exercise their rights and forbid any traders, companies or even the BBC themselves from ever manufacturing, using or even uttering the word Dr Who without their prior permission and requested money!

So established companies like 'Galaxy 4' and 'The Who Shop' etc., are forced to change their names to less glamourous ones like 'Blue Box' and 'Thing With A Sink Plunger'.

.........As for the Dr Who exhibition in Longleat, that would have to change too and be called......

'That Curly Haired Man With A Floppy Hat And Long Scarf, Exhibition'......

This would be a tragic situation!

Then realising they're on to a winner here, German TV Broadcasting charges a significantly high price to TV, cable and satellite companies around the world to broadcast this product and it's only the few who can remember the original Dr Who series that can see it for what it is....

just another sci-fi show copying everything from Battle Star Gallactica to Buffy The Vampire Slayer for twice the money and half the value and only a fraction of the innovation of the original!

Sounds frightening?.......

Let's hope it never happens to Dr Who!

But ....He WILL meet his nemesis! (Mk2 Works Dalek)

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