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What TopGear readers had to say about the BMW MINI here!


**NEW** Music to sing along to in
your BMWMINI (if you are stupid)

Just "A Mini Forgery"? Photos!

MINI UK not involved in Mini45 Celebrations

ISSY ISN'T BROKEN 'COS ISSY ISN'T ISSY NOW!!

VISIT THE NEW DOCTORWHO?

Cars to Drive Before you Die... #32

Recall Jan 2003 (Handbrake Could Release) & Bonnet Insulation

Recall Dec 2002 (Auto Oil)

MINI Recall (Gearbox linkage)

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"State-of-the-art multiplex wiring has also allowed engineers to create deliberate 'bugs' in the car's electrics..."


MINI Cooper S..
Best Thing since Sliced Bread?

"Following several beyond-glowing write ups in major car magazines the Mini Cooper S is to replace sliced bread as the best thing ever"


Just Bad Luck or What?

"Got a phone call later on to say that the car won't be picked up today because it was booked in in 2003!..."

Just "A Mini Forgery"?

Cooper S Review by Epinions.com

The Bottom Line: I approached the MINI hoping for a small car with razor sharp reflexes. Instead, I found a small car with the refinement and amenities of a near-luxury sedan

Mini (NOT MINI) in the park!

Strong Words?

"The Mini has ceased production but somehow the mini name has be scrounged from the dead. They are nothing but ghouls, grave robbers if you will..." (An American Mini owner 69 Cooper S Mk2)

BMW is heading for a record year, but how
bright is the outlook? - Aug 2002

Now there is a BMW Mini and it is losing money


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From his article on Mirror.co.uk

NOT SUPER, COOPER

CRASH the new Mini Cooper at just 5mph and you're looking at a repair bill of $1,500 (£1,000).

So say US accident investigators, who also found that Audi's new A4 escaped with just $216 (£145) worth of damage at the same speed.

Since around half of all accident claims are for damage sustained at below 5mph, the Cooper result should worry its BMW bosses.

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