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What TopGear readers had to say about the BMW MINI here!


**NEW** Music to sing along to in
your BMWMINI (if you are stupid)

Just "A Mini Forgery"? Photos!

MINI UK not involved in Mini45 Celebrations

ISSY ISN'T BROKEN 'COS ISSY ISN'T ISSY NOW!!

VISIT THE NEW DOCTORWHO?

Cars to Drive Before you Die... #32

Recall Jan 2003 (Handbrake Could Release) & Bonnet Insulation

Recall Dec 2002 (Auto Oil)

MINI Recall (Gearbox linkage)

MINI Recall (filler cap)

BMW just Protecting "the MINI name"?

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MINI for 500 QUID!!!

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Who owns F**kMINI.com?

Why would a BIG company
buy up these URLs, why? what do they have to lose if they don't?


Who HAS been looking at this site?

The Test Drive

"PHOTO LEFT: illustrates a quirky result of fate that will endear the hardened drink-driver to this car... knobby pint glasses are a no-no though.. STEINS... forget it!"...


Pepper or Chilli Pack?

"State-of-the-art multiplex wiring has also allowed engineers to create deliberate 'bugs' in the car's electrics..."


MINI Cooper S..
Best Thing since Sliced Bread?

"Following several beyond-glowing write ups in major car magazines the Mini Cooper S is to replace sliced bread as the best thing ever"


Just Bad Luck or What?

"Got a phone call later on to say that the car won't be picked up today because it was booked in in 2003!..."

Just "A Mini Forgery"?

Cooper S Review by Epinions.com

The Bottom Line: I approached the MINI hoping for a small car with razor sharp reflexes. Instead, I found a small car with the refinement and amenities of a near-luxury sedan

Mini (NOT MINI) in the park!

Strong Words?

"The Mini has ceased production but somehow the mini name has be scrounged from the dead. They are nothing but ghouls, grave robbers if you will..." (An American Mini owner 69 Cooper S Mk2)

BMW is heading for a record year, but how
bright is the outlook? - Aug 2002

Now there is a BMW Mini and it is losing money


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Things to listen to while driving your BMWMINI over a cliff....

Some of these were played as requests at RivRun 2003 !!!!


These all from "Howie the Old Git": October 2003!!!......

To "The German Thing".......

fire--- crazy world of arthur brown
nightmare---black rose
deceiver---mantas
cheetah---white spirit
smash it up ---the damned
breakdown---jimmy page
bad news--- gary moore
charriots of fire---vangelis
can't get no satisfaction---stones
how peculiar---robbie williams
cursed---robbie williams
blame---flak
move over---janis joplin
im living in shame ---diana ross
upside down---diana ross
just go away ---blondie
ironic---alanis morissette
don't beleive a word---thin lizzie
bad reputation---thin lizzie
dumbing down---flak
in the way ---flak
bump flak
another one bites the dust---queen
big bottem---spinal tap
smoke & ashes---tracy chapman
someone to blame flak wrong stuff ---flak
crash---flak
promises and lies ---ub40

Dedicated to the REAL Mini.....


you're still the one ---shania twain
start me up --- stones
born to be wild ---blue oyster cult
not for sale ---girls school
we do it---hawkwind
you are everything --- diana ross
perfect--- alanis morissette
never can say goodbye---jackson 5
ain't nothing like the real thing---marvin gaye
you're my best freind---queen
talking 'bout a revolution---tracy chapman
fast car ---tracy chapman
can't give it up ---flak


"Smoke on the Water" - Deep Purple (Gavin - reference to cracked coolant reserviors)

"Mr Postman" - The Shirrelles (Gavin - the endless "quality enchancement" (sic) notifications in the post)

"Embarrassment": Madness (Gavin)

"Rejection as Usual": Chris Cacavas

"I'm not a loser": Machiavel (FB)

"Secret Loser": Ozzy Osbourne (FB)

"Though I'm the loser there is no winner
There's nothing left to win
The hidden reasons now in deletion
Are lost in sin
So heed my warning the time is dawning
I'll tell you here's the twist
The truth is lying
Below the surface I don't exist"

"I Don't Want You To Want Me": Moffatts (FB)

"Don't You Want Me Anymore?": Pulp (FB)

"Don't you want me?": The Human League (FB)

"Great balls of fire": Jerry Lee Lewis (FB)

"There's a rat in my kitchen!": UB40 (FB)

"I did it my way": Frank Sinatra (captkenn)

"When you're strange": The Doors (Simon C)

"Fat Bottom Girls": Queen (Simon C)

"Creep": Radiohead (Simon C)

"You can't always get what you want": The Rolling Stones

"Substitute": The Who

"The Great Pretender": The Platters

"Daydream Believer": The Monkees

"Return to Dealer Sender": Elvis

"Only the Lonely": Roy Orbson

"Forgotten Sons": Marillion

"I am the one and only": Chesney Hawkes

"Nazi punks f**k off": Dead Kennedys (thanks Rex)

~As for music for BMW MINIS, how about anything by the Pretenders?

"What in the world..?" and "My Love Explodes" by XTC,

"Too much Monkey Business" by Chuck Berry

"Where have all the good times gone", "Death of A Clown" and "Somebody Stole My Car" by the Kinks

"In it for the money" by Supergrass. (all these from Steve Dix)

"Pretend" by Alvin Stardust (Thanks Jaap B in NL for this)



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